Okay people, I do realize that I am 40. I am making the assumption that I am no longer hip and happening. Okay, who am I kidding? I was never really hip and happening. There is one thing that I do know. It is not now, nor was it ever, cool to have your thong showing above your pants. Quite frankly, underwear preference of a total stranger is not something I want to know about. This is exactly why we wanted to control who we sat by and didn't want to sell our extra U2 tickets on Craig's List.