This is the conversation Ryan and I had on the way home from the bus stop today:
Me: How was your day?
Ryan: MOM, I AM SO ANNOYED!
Me: What happened?
Ryan: I sat next to Susie* on the bus and now Pete* keeps saying I have a girlfriend! I am too young to have a girlfriend!
Me: (silently in my head: HELL YES YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!)
Me: (out loud) Don't worry about it, they are just trying to make you mad.
Ryan: (with all the attitude his little body can muster, and that is a lot of attitude) Well, I'm MAD ALRIGHT!
I had to walk ahead of him the rest of the way home so he couldn't see me laughing. Then he would have been mad at me, and Lord knows I don't want that reigning down on me!
Upon reading this, it might only be funny if you were there. Sorry
*names have been changed to protect the somewhat innocent.